Oh my god, someone is in my house. I don’t know who it is
I’m just going to continue to lay here and listen to classic rock
If I die, at least a good song will be playing.
(Source: l-eonardo)
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
(Source: silencedvolumes)
(Source: teenagemutantninjafangirls)
(Source: tired-of-being-a-fighter)
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
(Source: thesnowinthedarkness)